my life as i know it

Oct 01
worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

Oct 01

quote OCTOBER HOROSCOPES

libra, love those who always loved you.

scorpio, you hold brilliance.

sagittarius, pick up the phone.

capricorn, kiss the cities you dreamt of.

aquarius, self-care is not frivolous.

pisces, pay attention to the vibes you bring.

aries, appreciate every wrong turn.

taurus, be spectacular.

gemini, your work is crucial.

cancer, stay this humble.

leo, take the blame if it is yours.

virgo, you are a goddess.

OCTOBER HOROSCOPES, by Blythe Baird  (via arbors)
Oct 01
Oct 01
warpsbyherself:

gallouvich:

justemoiici:

clannyphantom:

icarly-official:

backdoorteenmom:

Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school

that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless

looks like we found ourselves a nerd

looks like we found someone capable of basic math

how is that basic math

this is basic math

warpsbyherself:

gallouvich:

justemoiici:

clannyphantom:

icarly-official:

backdoorteenmom:

Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school

that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless

looks like we found ourselves a nerd

looks like we found someone capable of basic math

how is that basic math

this is basic math

Sep 29

I AM GOD

Sep 29

itsmeaveryd:

lesbiansinwesteros:

deucalio:

I’m 20 years old and I still can’t spell unessarcaryccery

a shirt has one Collar, two Sleeves

Necessary

you dear sir, have changed my life

Sep 29
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